Do you ever?

Do you ever smile as hard and as big as you can when you're grumpy, because you know you look like such an idiot it will make you laugh?



Do you ever try and copy what other people say or the way that they laugh exactly just so you can feel it come out of your mouth?



Do you ever turn random ordinary objects into people in your head and dress them in the textures of the objects around them?



Do you ever decide which numbers are good and which ones are bad, and which ones are male and which ones are female, and what color they should be?



Do you ever feel the intense desire to touch peoples clothes?



I do...



Do you ever try and think up new animals that maybe God decided not to make and are probably in his "Earth ideas" archives?



Do you ever tell a story about yourself and the look on the listeners face makes you realize that you've just let them in on how strange you are?



Do you ever think in different accents?



Do you ever randomly remember phone numbers that were exchanged in conversations you were eavesdropping on?



Do you ever dream in different languages?



Do you ever mix and match the clothes on the people around you in your head to come up with the most interesting combinations?



Do you ever make up pet peeves or OCD tendencies in your head and adopt them temporarily, just for fun?



Do you ever prioritise your body parts in the event that you were ever given the choice of which one you had to give up?



I do that too...



Do you ever make up stories about the fruits and vegetables in the fridge?



Do you ever imagine your toes had names and personalities and talked to each other?



Do you ever get embarrassed changing your clothes because there's a bird in the window or a gecko on the wall?



Do you ever try and hold your breathe as long as an actor in a movie is under water?



Do you ever wear your underwear backwards just to see if it makes that big of a difference?



I do all of those...except the last one, that's just weird.


"Why sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." - The Queen of Hearts